why aren’t there friend pick up lines
pick up lines to make friends
“hey thats a cute dress you know where it would look better? on nobody else
because you’re a beautiful individual”
i would friend the fuck out of you for that one
…I also ordered 3 tshirts and a wristband and am now broke.
Had a crappy day. Ordered DFTBA hoody from dftba.com. Day is now significantly less crappy.
What is the point of pre ordering shit if you don’t get it the day it comes out
Sanity get your shit together
Beauty or brains?
Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously?
Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.
Ordered a poster from dftba.com since their international shipping is super cheap at the moment.
Think tomorrow I might also need a tshirt and a wristband and a laptop sticker and a hoody…
GODDAMMIT VLOGBROTHERS, Y’ALL ARE GOING TO MAKE ME BROKE!
Running Away (Acoustic) - Delta Goodrem